I have awful news. My smart, funny, feisty, beautiful sidekick of the last 16 & a half years @myleftfang has passed away after a sudden down turn in her health at the weekend. My heart is broken in two. I have no idea what I’m going to do without her by my side. #Ollie
If I read one more wedding article that contains the words 'It's every little girl's dream to be a princess'...😡 No. It wasn't. It was my dream to be a writer. Or a gymnast. Or a professional tree climber. Or a cat. Never a princess. #TweetYourNonPrincessyLittleGirlDreams
If you don’t like an author’s work, read something else.If you don’t like what a comedian is saying, don’t pay to see them. If you don’t want to see a non-binary Joan of Arc see another play. Art is art. You don’t have to like it, but in a civilised society you have to respect it
I’m looking at my little girl & thinking how even after all the awful things she experienced in the 1st 4.5 years of her life she’s so sweet & trusting & how she just wants love, & that if nothing else they need to remove those 2 cats & ban Zouma from keeping any more animals 😡
BIG NEWS!!! This will come as no surprise to anyone. We’ve fallen in love with Catkins - and her with us we think - and we’re keeping her! We’re going to rename her. (She was only called Catkins by the rescue). Any suggestions?#FosterFail#Obviously
I was lying on by back in bed at 4am, with a pillow over my face to stop Pickle poking me & grabbing my hair & she came & lay on top of it. As I slowly suffocated all I could think of was that Ricky was never going to get off a murder rap by saying ‘I think the cat did it.’
