When I was 13 my friends and I saw DMX at a Laker game, ran up to him asking for a picture. He said “Whoa back the fuck up how bout some respect like ‘Hi Mr. X how are you can we please have a picture?’ shit like that.” I realized we were in fact being the rude ones.
Home Alone is such a cozy movie in large part because of the most incredible shade of green used heavily throughout that is both natural and mystical: Phthalo Green
The weirdest thing about the Balkans to me is that the average woman looks like she stepped out of the pages of a fairy tale, and the average guy is a mountain troll. There's something really weird going on in Balkan genetics, probably related to thousands of years of ceaseless
Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.
Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.
Iryna Zarutska was murdered because she’s white.
Decarlos Brown Jr. was allowed to roam free as a violent criminal because he’s black.
It’s that simple.
