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Andrew Byama
@Keeplah
🇰🇪 Proud Kenyan ● BizDev specialist ● Soft Skills Change Agent ● Hobby Farmer ● @Clarity4D accredited Trainer ● Founder @BlueRibbonKe ● Walk, Run, Cycle; MOVE
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    Andrew Byama
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    Jan 16, 2020
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    Andrew Byama
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    Oct 18, 2022
    So Kilifi Town decided to upgrade roads and keep their large trees intact. The road can go around the trees not the trees to go. In fact they provide shade for parked cars. I like!
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    Andrew Byama
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    Apr 4, 2023
    Years ago I was called for an interview in a game conservancy in Nanyuki. Low on cash, drove there nonetheless. After, the HR asked I pass by the Cash office & received 13k - mileage they called it. Never got the job. But enough fuel & lots of fruits bought along the way for fam
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    Andrew Byama
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    May 28, 2024
    Kajiado County breakfast is a riot!
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    Andrew Byama
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    Jan 19, 2024
    My plug for roasted groundnuts, original mursiik, traditional veggies and cooking pots - Traditional and healthy foods Kenya Kenyatta Market Stall no. 256 highly recommended.
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    Andrew Byama
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    Dec 22, 2022
    Transform a swampy area into a most appreciated and lovely of pit-stops. Wins! Loved it here @ArtcaffeKenya - Safari Centre, Naivasha
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    Andrew Byama
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    Apr 20, 2023
    At the Ruiru GK Prison nursery where an indigenous tree seedlings is going for 12/= and overgrown ones for 5/=. Nicked myself some crotons, Cordia Africana, zambarau and markhamia lutea - I have become mbabaz wa indigenous. 300 headed to Kamagut immediate! If you can pay a visit.
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    Andrew Byama
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    Nov 27, 2021
    Replying to @jumaf3
    In 2019 a teller asked me why I was withdrawing and where I was taking 300,000/=. I calmly told her I was going to get circumcised that weekend and I did not feel like so I was going to bribe the wazees to find a way out. I was 41 years then. There were no more inquiries made.
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    Andrew Byama
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    May 5, 2023
    He’s 12! My son’s audacity is criminal 😂 I’m never chatting him up again. Such judgement!
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    Andrew Byama
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    Aug 19, 2021
    “To run a big marathon & win takes five months. When I'm on the starting line, my mind starts reviewing what I have been doing the last five months. I believe in my training, & I treat myself as the best one standing on that line.” ~ Eliud Kipchoge 🇰🇪 Keep Moving. #NikeRunClub
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    Andrew Byama
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    Apr 23, 2024
    But @Terencecreative you want to finish me. Ati hakuna ng’ombe inaenda reverse. I’ve collapsed 😂😂😂😂😂 this is elite comedy.
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    Andrew Byama
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    Jul 17, 2023
    Gava shooting itself on both feet by killing the consignment business at Eldoret Airport. Kujifanya mnajua biz and shutting off what’s been a solid revenue stream for you guys. 🤡
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    Andrew Byama
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    Sep 21, 2018
    5 years ago today - Westgate Shopping Mall attack. 71 dead, over 200 wounded, a country united 🇰🇪 Lest We Forget. #Westgate #WestgateAttack
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    Andrew Byama
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    Sep 28, 2022
    Replying to @Ciru_Carol and @_wangwe
    You’ve nailed it. Get a social media hype, get a great photographer, invest in expensive furniture, create an expensive menu…and go all out of your way to cook rubbish food complimented with pathetic service. Kind regards, Nairobi.
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