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Mark Kermode
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Moved on due to the vile stench of Musk.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Jul 13, 2024
    I’m not here anymore, but you can find me on my verified Insta account here: Instagram.com/KermodeDodge
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Dec 21, 2021
    Thirty years ago today, I punched so far above my weight that my feet still haven’t touched the ground.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Jul 17, 2020
    Late to this I know, but ... Last night, I finished THE WIRE. I don't think things will ever be the same again.
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    Mark Kermode
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    Dec 9, 2021
    I just got a call from GBNews asking if I would go to talk about … That’s as far as they got - I told them I wouldn’t go on GBeebies if my life depended on it. Do they honestly not do ANY research at all? Jesus wept.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Jun 17, 2021
    Watched TIME. Bloody hell. If @stephengraham73 and Sean Bean don't get major awards recognition I will be amazed. Some of the most brilliantly low-key show-don't-tell performances in memory. Superb stuff. Overwhelming.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Nov 13, 2021
    To the many people asking “Why don’t you just stick to film reviews?”, my answer would be; “Why don’t you just stick to [insert your own profession which probably doesn’t include being an alt-right apologist on Twitter here]. That should save us all some time.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Jun 5, 2021
    A quick reminder that Rupert Murdoch, whose news organisations have done more than anyone to push whacko anti-vaccine conspiracy theories, was one of the first to get vaccinated.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Oct 22, 2022
    The unspeakable backing the unelectable. F**k off both of you, you sneering privileged knobheads.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Jul 20, 2022
    A reminder that the phrase 'Hasta la vista baby' was immortalised in T2 by a cyborg that willingly sacrifices itself for the good of everyone else, thus displaying more humanity and compassion than our outgoing narcissist-in-chief could ever muster.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Dec 21, 2019
    29 years ago today. Still amazed she said yes.
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Apr 11, 2020
    In the past few weeks I have: 1) Thrown out all my Morrissey records. 2) Stopped reading or listening to anything Trump says. Both have made me feel much better.
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    Mark Kermode
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    Aug 29, 2020
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    Mark Kermode
    @KermodeMovie
    Oct 20, 2019
    Dear Europe. Just a reminder that UK is ruled by Democracy, Law and Parliament and not by some autocratic man-baby and his gang of overprivileged reclining goons. So, the first letter is from us, and matters; the second is from them, and doesn't. Hope that clears it up. Thanks!
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    Mark Kermode
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    Jan 12, 2021
    Very proud that Daily Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has maintained his unbroken run of absolutely hating every episode of SECRETS OF CINEMA. Chris found night's Brit Comedy ep "laboured and ham-fisted". Excellent! This "waffling film critic" takes that as a huge compliment!
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