PinnedLifehax@LifehaxxMar 5, 2021"I kissed a girl and I liked it, then my uterus fell out of my butthole." ~Katy Perry44555050
Lifehax@LifehaxxMay 28, 2025Replying to @mattybtweets69all this tactical training just to accidentally shoot your daughter's BF in the middle of the night.22112582586.7K6.7K
Lifehax@LifehaxxMay 9, 2025Replying to @RespectfulMemesthis is probably a good way to tell everyone he's an arrogant schmuck too.252522922931K31K
Lifehax@LifehaxxSep 19, 2021Replying to @d33jxthis is how I make hipsters mow my lawn for free; I frame is as a side quest for rare loot.2211208208
Lifehax@LifehaxxJul 17, 2025Replying to @alob_emy gas station needs better crackheads.11442272275.7K5.7K
Lifehax@LifehaxxMay 7, 2025Replying to @awshuqsThe perfect song to listen to as you and your wife Jessica make an entire day trip out of going to Costco.21621619K19K
Lifehax@LifehaxxApr 5, 2021"Morty! Hey, Morty! I turned myself into a meth pipe, Morty! I'M METH PIPE RICK!"22163163
Lifehax@LifehaxxApr 22, 2022Replying to @DialHForHagai and @SouthAFAOif you buy one, you automatically get turned into a Reddit moderator.1111182182
Lifehax@LifehaxxMar 26, 2021Replying to @warmfourlokoyou don't delete the flop tweets. They make you stronger.2299152152
Lifehax@LifehaxxJun 8, 2025Replying to @ManMilk2i really don't want to tell the blood flowing out of my uterus to be unstoppable.1651654.6K4.6K
Lifehax@LifehaxxNov 3, 2021Replying to @saucyshaun9That face when SpongeBob realizes that Squidward can lay pipe.1122136136
Lifehax@LifehaxxFeb 25, 2025Replying to @awshuqswhere the fuck else am I gonna buy bruised fruit and 3D printer filament in one place?2215215218K18K
