.@pearlythingz tells @michaeljknowles: “There should be mandatory DNA testing at birth”
Michael: “No”
Pearl: “Why?”
Michael: “Because it's calling my wife a whore to do that. I mean, it's ridiculous.”
A new study done on the Shroud of Turin has found that the purported burial cloth of Jesus is 2,000 years old rather than several hundred years old. This is scandalous, even for some religious people who want religion to be an abstract thing.
President Donald Trump is reportedly set to sign an executive order that would “facilitate the closure” of the Department of Education. What does the department really do? They don't educate kids, that's for sure!