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Mario Lanza

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Mario Lanza

@MarioJLanza

The writer, not the singer. Creator of the Funny 115, Staff Picks, The Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day, Survivor Historians, & Mario Stories. M's fan since '82.

Upland, CA

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Joined May 2008

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Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Jan 23, 2025
Welcome to all my new followers from the Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day page. Thanks for following me! I should let you know that I have several other projects I've created over the years other than the Norm page. And if you like one, you'll probably like all of them. 1/8
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Feb 2, 2024
Dylan
@PowellAnalytics
Jan 31, 2024
Who is your all time favorite fictional coach?
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
May 27, 2025
Coach interacting with Angelina? Okay, I'm in. #Funny115
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Mar 16, 2017
Here's a rare picture of @SandraDTwine posing with Russell.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Oct 15, 2021
Survivor Flashback - South Pacific, ep14. One of my favorite Survivor moments of all time. Coach is delivering a dramatic monologue about how Brandon always walks up and interrupts people. And in the middle of it, Brandon walks up and interrupts him. Thus ruining the monologue.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
May 18, 2020
Best moment of the finale: Tony goes up in his Spy Nest, and watches as Sarah coaxes out that Natalie has a hidden idol. So Tony goes back and says SEE, I SAW IT! THE SPY NEST WORKS! Completely ignoring the fact that all Sarah had to do was talk to her to get the exact same info.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Jan 1, 2021
If you start Survivor: Samoa at exactly 11:58, Russell would have already lost the season at midnight.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Sep 12, 2025
Replying to @ThatWeekInSNL
Get ready for a season of Oops, All Chloe!
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Nov 2, 2021
Survivor Flashback - South Pacific Finale. Sophie destroys the final puzzle, and literally beats the snot out of Ozzy.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Nov 3, 2019
Probst: "Rudy, do you think it's okay for them to drink the bad water?" Rudy: "Yeah." Probst: "Are you just saying that because it's the other tribe?" Rudy: "Yeah."
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Oct 28, 2021
Here's a little sneak peak of my upcoming Funny 115 entry.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Feb 22, 2024
In Survivor news, you guys will be happy to know we're recording a new episode of Historians this weekend. First one in two years.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Apr 12, 2025
Well it's finally happening. Our last season of Survivor Historians is about to begin. We're recording South Pacific part 1 this weekend.
Mario Lanza
@MarioJLanza
Jan 21, 2020
Jeff Kent received 27.5% of the Hall of Fame vote today, but it was really closer to 40% when you factor in how many votes Obama took.