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I’m Mayhem. I can be anything from a flat tire to a picture of someone’s dinner. Follow @allstate for more.
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Oct 11, 2018
    I just learned how to dab....watch out.
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Jan 2, 2015
    I’m a social media savvy burglar. I’m selling everything these people own while they’re out. Buy now. #MayhemSale amp.twimg.com/v/6afbe3a8-903…
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Feb 14, 2017
    Finding the right words is tough, so try the wrong ones. Send this to someone you want to leave speechless. #MayhemtinesDay
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Mar 18, 2014
    BRACKET TIP: A 16 seed has never beaten a 1 seed #MarchMayhem 
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Nov 2, 2016
    I'm #NationalStressAwarenessDay. And this year, I'm bringing the most awareness to Cleveland and Chicago. #Game7
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Mar 18, 2016
    I'm the 15 seed that sent everyone's bracket down the toilet. #MarchMayhem
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Feb 13, 2017
    It's cold out. But I heard the dating pool is heated. Send to someone you wanna cut loose. #ValentinesDay
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Mar 20, 2015
    #MarchMayhem Sympathy Cards
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Dec 31, 2015
    Vote for a DIY fail and a chance to win. bit.ly/1Mq7zoc NoPurchOrQuoteNecEnds1/6/16Rules:bit.ly/1P2zWKR
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Sep 27, 2018
    I dropped my phone. Now everyone in line is on hold.
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Jan 2, 2015
    Instead of breaking my site more, break Twitter instead. RT this and I’ll let you know when we’re back selling. #MayhemSale
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Sep 17, 2016
    Smack talk's like regular talk. But smackier. Send to someone deserving. #MayhemSmackTalk
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Apr 3, 2016
    #MarchMayhem
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    Mayhem
    @Mayhem
    Jan 9, 2018
    You win 2018. I’m back. #ResolutionsAreMayhem
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