> be outdoor boy
> make millions chilling with my family in cool places, teaching people how to appreciate nature
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> get so popular that weirdos recognize me everywhere I go
> my boys will never have a normal life
> decide to resist the siren song of moloch
>
I think people are attracted to this girl, not because we miss dirty hippie chicks, but because she is presenting herself honestly, without a layer of ironic distance. She's not burying her own personality under layers of memes like "I'm in my dirtball era" or "It's a wook girl
Once on a work Zoom I said "My kids are growing up so fast, wish I could just stop time haha" and this long-covid type woman I barely knew pipes up with "Some kids never get to grow up, my son has ____ syndrome, he'll never develop mentally past age 5." And everyone was like
> at a national park
> 2hr car line to get in
> "it was never like this when I was a kid."
> wife says "this is because of trump's budget cuts. they're understaffed."
> finally get inside
> It's 95% indians
> mfw
I know a girl just like this, only older. She's a fit and hot Lululemon girlie, with a good boss babe laptop job in Manhattan at a cool marketing firm. Instagram is one exotic trip after another. Here she is holding a monkey. Swimming with sea turtles. Girl brunch ("I love us.")
We are reaching Shakespearean levels of passive voice.
Just star-crossed strangers, paths converged by fickle fate's decree. Practically a meet-cute!
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Does she evoke "cruelty" to you? A mid-century writer would call her "apple-cheeked," an outdated descriptive for an irresistibly, wholesomely cute woman. A Norman Rockwell character.
Everything about this photo is aspirational. You want to be there. You want to be them. But
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Trying to convince my dad to get rid of his old CDs. "It's all on Spotify now."
"All of it?" he asks.
"Pretty much."
He disappears for five minutes and then hands me this. "Is *this* on Spotify?"
"OK, maybe not all of it."
Jokes aside, normie girls who just want to Taylor Swift Concert and don't care about boring ugly politics will absolutely be radicalized by this. Something will go "click" inside their brains because they've all lived this exact moment by now, felt their stomach drop in
*holds loaded gun to your head* Heyyy gurl so like not to 🥴threaten🥴 you or w/e 😅 but I feel like I have to ask you this one question that might be a little awks 😵💫 but I feel like it'd be even MORE awkward if I *don't* ask 😔, but ur chill, so you get it, riiiiiight? 😏😚
How can you not smile at stuff like this? Japanese also dress like cowboys and rockabilly dudes. They love it when whites wear kimonos and samurai robes. "Cultural appropriation" discourse is a direct attack on human joy and brotherhood. Pure misanthropy, hopefully on the wane.
Welcome to 1969:
- “Sugar, Sugar”, the number one song in America is credited to a fictional band - The Archies.
- Apollo 12 is headed to the moon, and the same bubblegum tune is playing on board.
