i smoke weed on my story ONE time and all of a sudden i’m a junkie meth alcoholic party raver that’s also secretly married and pregnant and may or may not have a penis
We would like to wish our beautiful, smart and inspiring niece @ParisJackson the happiest of birthdays today‼️🎉
May 21 bring you all the success and blessings in the world, you deserve it.❤️
homophobes: it’s wrong
me: why ?
h: because it’s in the bible
me: why ?
h: because god says so
me: so god hates gay people ?
h: yes
me: i thought we’re all gods children & he loves everyone
h: ..........
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but it’s wrong
me: lol but why ?
*re-start from top*
Lil Nas X performs “MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name,” and pays homage to Michael Jackson’s “Remember the Time” at the 2021 #BETAwardsx.com/opinion8dmecom…
this grocery store trend where people lick and spit in drinks and foods and shit is absolutely disgusting and not funny at all. i genuinely don’t see the humor in any of it.. the most pathetic part about it is some of the people doing it are literally adults. who raised you ??
i can’t believe my little brother is 17, yo. he’s like... a man now. he’s taller than me. and he’s driving. and he’s like.. gonna go to college and stuff. what the fuck
they say phones are a distraction and while i agree, i feel like social media and the news are way more depressing than life. turn that shit off, you’ll smile more.
the worst thing about paps knowing where you live, worse than the fact that they’re shitting on your privacy, is they’re literally shitting on your safety, too. they’re showing the whole world where you sleep and putting you in a lotttt of danger and do they care? nah. #paycheck
