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Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
@PunctuationJose
Jose Canseco tweets with the missing punctuation.
Born July 2, 1964
Joined March 2021
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Jan 5, 2023
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Aaron Judge, I am getting ready for you! Let’s see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball. I doubt that very much! Let me know when you're ready — we'll do the competition for charity!
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Nov 1, 2022
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    By the way, Aaron Judge: I can still hit a softball further than you can hit a baseball. Anytime you want to find out, contact me!
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Dec 25, 2021
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone, except two certain people. (I think they know who they are!)
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Mar 14, 2021
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Good morning to everyone, especially Jennifer Lopez.
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Aug 23, 2021
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Whatever you do, do not go to Lost World’s Myth and Magic in Las Vegas. They have a mask policy: will not let people in if you don't have a mask! You cannot purchase a mask here, they have no mask for you, but when you walk right through the door, no one's wearing a mask!
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    May 3, 2021
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Melinda Gates and Alex Rodriguez will be “publicly dating” by the end of the summer.
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Nov 30, 2022
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Aaron Judge: 10 years, $380 million.
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Nov 24, 2022
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! (Except you know who…)
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Dec 25, 2021
    Replying to @HeavyHitter180 and @JoseCanseco
    Your account must be full time work. Kudos!
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Aug 16, 2022
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Spend a weekend with me, Jose Canseco, for golf, dinner, poker, bowling, and Q&A! Call Mike Maguire [ed. note: Mark McGwire?] at (571) 215-1147. [Guaranteed] a great time!
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Oct 23, 2021
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Flying to New York this morning, my plane crashed! I was swimming to my appearance [at Jose Canseco Showtime Car Wash] and aliens picked me up. They’re going to drop me off at my appearance at 1 o'clock today! See you guys then.
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Apr 17, 2022
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Happy Easter everyone, even Arod. Oh hell no, I take that back!!
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Apr 5, 2024
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Who wrote this???
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    Jose Canseco Uses Punctuation
    @PunctuationJose
    Jan 18, 2023
    Replying to @JoseCanseco
    Aaron Judge: I will be at Travis Scott's celebrity softball game in Houston on February 16, hitting some long homers. Come check it out!
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