For as long as I can remember on Christmas Eve, @joe_gatto shows up at my home unannounced & in pajamas. He lets himself in, does a go-round on all available food, then all available desserts. Then he hugs my family and exits into the night. It's my favorite holiday tradition.
How is it that EVERY single time I place the scissors or the tape or the pen down while wrapping I misplace them all every single time and they're within a two foot radius of me and nowhere to be found at the exact same time merry christmas god bless
I'm a germaphobe and this is a pandemic. I don't give a shit. No matter who you are. You see me on the street and need a hug, I'm giving you a fucking hug. That goes for the peaceful protester and the well intentioned officer. We need to heal. I will fucking hug you. JOIN FORCES.
