*math teacher gets pulled over*
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Teacher: What time is it?
Cop: 2:53… why?
Teacher: If I left the school at 2:45, and it’s 2.3 miles away, how fast was I was going?
Cop (speaks into radio): I need back up. Bring a calculator.
Student: I didn’t know we had an assignment
Teacher: …
Student: How was I supposed to know?
Teacher: …
Student: Why aren’t you saying anything?
Teacher: …
Student: Oh, because you assigned it in Schoology and I got several notifications about it?
Teacher:
🥁 Drum roll please 🥁
You asked and we listened… you can now individually assign folders in Schoology!
Learn everything you need to know: bit.ly/2JJAiPH
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