This is not satire. You can get a Rolex for 4 grand
Having a nice watch communicates status to women and business relationships
And if you buy it right it will hold its value if not appreciate
My brother @pulte is one of the hardest working people I know. I asked him why he works so hard because he doesn't need the $$ and his response was "the more money I make, the more people I can help."
The amount of normies saying to just buy bitcoin or the s&p instead are missing the point
It’s about improving status today to help improve earnings potential or dating value in the most cost effective way
Better than buying a goofy Gucci t shirt on a credit card