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Houston Stressans

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Houston Texans coverage | Blessan or Stressan⁉️ | Host of “Second Guessan” | 53 Man Roster Tool: houstonstressans.com/53man

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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Jul 16
Had a chance to catch up with @jonmalexander of the Houston Chronicle earlier today to discuss some of the outlook of the Texans heading into 2026. Jon also shared insight from his exclusive conversations with Nick Caley and Keylan Rutledge.
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@TexansCommenter
Jun 27, 2024
Yoooo 🤣🤣😭😭
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Jun 25, 2025
Peyton Manning on CJ Stroud at @FanaticsFest: “He went to the playoffs in his 2nd year. He was 22. Let’s be careful saying it was a down year. I didn’t win a playoff game ‘til my SIXTH year. He’s 2 for 2.”
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@TexansCommenter
Jan 3, 2025
CJ Stroud said his 2025 goal is to “be locked in with the lord as much as possible”
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Houston Stressans
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Oct 10, 2025
Running back gets hit helmet to helmet. Says two words to the defender after and gets a 15 yard penalty for “taunting”. NFL rulebook focused on “player safety” is so ass backwards 😂
Rate the Refs
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Rate the Refs
Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Sep 12, 2024
NICO COLLINS: Most underrated player in entire NFL 6’4” 220 LBS & runs like a gazelle, great route runner, ELITE ball skills, ELITE run blocker, ELITE hands 🦄 TOP 5 WR IN THE NFL
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Sep 13, 2024
Jon Gruden on Joe Mixon has me CRYING “I love Joe Mixon. I don’t like him, I love him” “There’s good burgers & GREAT burgers. There’s good hotels, great hotels. There’s good backs & GREAT backs” 🤣🤣
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@TexansCommenter
Jan 21, 2024
Update: he was not shook AT ALL in the second half. Dude is the MVP for a reason and Baltimore is a WAGON‼️ Built very much like the other Harbaugh’s team, MICHIGAN. ELITE Defense, ELITE run game and MVP QB. Would like to add nearly EVERY #Ravens fan I interacted with on here
Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Jan 20, 2024
Lamar is shook. Let’s go win this thang‼️ #WeAreTexans
Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Oct 28, 2025
Azeez Al-Shaair showing respect to his opponents: Tells CMC “good run boy, you run hard as hell, keep going.” Tells Mac Jones “keep fighting boy, you a dog.” Accidentally pokes George Kittle in the eye and immediately apologizes, the two joke and go back and forth all game.
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Feb 4, 2025
Channing Crowder & Ryan Clark’s response to Derek Stingley Jr. nonchalant answer to when he realized he was an NFL level player has me rolling 🤣 Via @thepivot
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Nov 5, 2025
Bo Nix when asked how they can make their offense more consistent: “I think if we can find a way not to have to play the #1 defense in the league, that might help.” 😂
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Jun 11, 2025
Nick Chubb is a perfect SWARM fit: “I was questioning why they wanted me. Then I came here and saw a bunch of guys who like to work & not talk & I realized I’m a perfect fit.” 🗣️
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Jul 27, 2025
Christian Kirk (@ckirk) shares how the @HoustonTexans would “help fly me back and forth every weekend” during OTAs so he could visit his pregnant wife. First class organization 💯
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Houston Stressans
@TexansCommenter
Mar 20, 2024
Bless or Stress⁉️