We are the republicans your parents warned you about.
We’re smart, irresistible to women, and most importantly we’re total alpha males.
We are the future whether you like it or not. Stay mad!
The arc:
1. “It wasn’t a Nazi salute.”
2. “Maybe it was a Nazi salute but it was a joke.”
3. “It wasn’t a joke but it was owning the libs.”
4. “It wasn’t owning the libs but so what?”
5. “Actually, Hitler had some good ideas….”