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Tanning Salon Don
@TheSalonDon
Only person to quit Private Equity to run tanning salons | I help a few people per month ↓↓
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Mar 1, 2025
    Wake up, see $81t in my account. Start moving fast Load up 10 flash drives with $1b in every kind of Crypto and head straight to the airport Give my fiancé 10 minutes to decide if she’s coming with me We will probably see our friends and family again but I don’t know Once
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    Trung Phan
    Workweek 🤝
    @TrungTPhan
    Mar 1, 2025
    Citigroup accidentally credited a client account with $81 trillion (it was supposed to be $280). It passed two levels of review and wasn’t caught for 90 minute. How? Because of an idiotic software user interface. Basically, the account had been accidentally flagged for
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Sep 29, 2025
    You are categorically dumb if you think the average net worth drives Lamborghini and Porsche
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    Andrew Lokenauth
    @FluentInFinance
    Sep 29, 2025
    I think about this often
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Apr 6, 2025
    I voted for Trump and the economy was one of my top reasons If I could go back I wouldn’t have voted for him Anybody who voted Trump for economy either agrees with me or was just a Fox News Parrot anyway
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Sep 14, 2024
    Replying to @JRho_11
    For those wondering what this means: “Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting In this context it basically means he’s moving on to the next thing
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Mar 2, 2025
    Replying to @SunitaGoya73975
    It literally happened this week
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Oct 30, 2025
    Age 12 - gave up after school activities to get into a prestigious prep school Age 14 - grinded throughout high school while others partied Age 18 - grinded throughout college while others partied Age 22 - worked 9am to midnight on Wall Street Age 25 - risked all of my
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    Liberal Jane
    @liberaljanee
    Oct 28, 2025
    Digital illustration of a Black mother and her son at a food bank. There is a text on the back of her dress that reads “you are not ‘better’ than someone on welfare — just luckier.”
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Aug 21, 2025
    Replying to @TheNathanRuff
    Good caption, congrats
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Oct 10, 2025
    He wouldn’t spend $250k bc his Konigsegg is $4m
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    Ramp Capital
    @RampCapitalLLC
    Oct 10, 2025
    🙄
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Sep 17, 2025
    If your target market is not women in the top 10% Find another product
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    Charlie Bilello
    @charliebilello
    Sep 17, 2025
    The top 10% of income earners in the US now account for nearly half of all consumer spending, a record high.
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Mar 1, 2025
    Replying to @TheSalonDon
    Make sure to follow for more step by step guides
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Aug 3, 2024
    Real life detailed example of absurd false precision in PE modeling for billion dollar acquisitions I’m working on a model for a shipyard that generates a percentage of revenue by unloading ships I model the cost of people unloading to correlate to the amount of tons ex. If
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Aug 3, 2024
    Nobody in finance admits this because there would be nothing for analysts and associates to do all day
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Jul 31, 2025
    If you have imposter syndrome stick to W2 If you have “these idiots shouldn’t be making more money than me syndrome” Look into entrepreneurship
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    Jan 27, 2025
    You are brainwashed by airline status if you can’t admit Spirit “Go Big” is better than Delta C+ Also it’s half the price
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    Tanning Salon Don
    @TheSalonDon
    May 23, 2025
    My final wedding cost is $200k and I’ll need to buy a multimillion dollar house before having a child Nobody is going to think my wedding or house are particularly nice This is why the population is plummeting
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