animals be 20 minutes old and already know what to do
- 80 in 1989 is crazyElizabeth Francis, the oldest person in the U.S., has died in Houston at age 115
- normalize dropping out of college and disappointing your family
- my girlfriend look good today i had to tell her 13 jokes in 7 minutes
- just realized he’s 80 with a 18 year old sonWhat do you notice about this video of Barron Trump? Pay close attention to his voice!
- idk marrying a retired hoe sounds funImagine having to tell your future kids that their mother was a literal online pr*stitute
- taking a balding nigga hat off is suicidal behaviorBradley Martyn just slapped the sh*t out of a streamer for stealing his hat at the gym 😭
- my girlfriend came back from miami with a birkin bag lol she said she found it after we finally talked cause her phone was dead for 3 days
- nice joke bro now i’m insecure
- new hire just called me gang he dont know he got 30 minutes
- you started covidThe Box by Roddy Ricch... made with only sounds from me being trapped in a box
- please stop rapping we need more forklift drivers at my job
