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julian
@YEAROFTHEWIZARD
Its a strange courage you give me ancient star
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Dec 7, 2025
    hey i know things have been tough lately, just figured id pop in and say that the ancient gleaming power of the dawn forged from twilight starfire will guide our shining heart through endless night on the battlefield of eternity burning in our eyes.
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Nov 26, 2023
    Have you tried putting down a couple onions
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    CRE8TIVE BRAND🌻
    @debrat2k
    Nov 25, 2023
    Life is not easy as a Man🫣
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Jul 16, 2024
    Smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and i'm bald
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Mar 16, 2025
    Forgot how to do small talk so i just say "I swear it didnt used to be this windy all the time, like a few years ago" and people agree most of the time
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Mar 5, 2023
    *Walks in to the liquor store wearing this *
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Jan 23, 2024
    I got gort again
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Aug 16, 2025
    the smallest thing i can think of is probably a baby ant
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    May 7, 2025
    Guy trying to fuck the grinch: yea i never liked christmas that much either tbh haha
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Sep 20, 2025
    white people be like i have to go to the rage room and beer garden this weekend or i will kill my son
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Sep 23, 2025
    Another day down the drain #IDontGiveAFuck #LetsDie
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Aug 17, 2025
    i just saw a shadow figure but it doesnt matter that much
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Aug 17, 2025
    When my buddy is about to start cooking but didnt wash his hands first
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Jun 24, 2025
    Shes bad as fuck? Is she able to improve?
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    julian
    @YEAROFTHEWIZARD
    Sep 10, 2023
    doing all this before a date and then asking her if she listens to music
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    zixi
    @I_luv_ix
    Sep 9, 2023
    Many men on this app need this 👇 (Pro tip: Minoxidil and Finasteride help with hair loss)
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