Daniel Austin (@_Dan

Daniel Austin

6,726 posts

Daniel Austin

@_Dan_Austin

Writer, producer, director.

Liverpool

Joined June 2019

Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Jul 7, 2024
All these videos of French fascists waiting for the exit poll and then standing there with faces like smacked arses when it pops up are incredible. So funny.
France 3 Rhône-Alpes
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France 3 Rhône-Alpes
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Oct 9, 2019
Coleen's Vardy statement should be taught in English Lit classes. It sets the scene intriguingly, shifts seamlessly to the hero character's plan, and that final line where the culprit is named via elpisis is some of the punchiest writing I've read. Wonderful piece of literature
Coleen Rooney
@ColeenRoo
Oct 9, 2019
This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it......
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
May 29, 2021
Absolutely gorgeous piece of refereeing this. Truly a master of the craft at work. The officiating equivalent of watching Messi in his pomp. Deserves to go down in the history books.
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Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
May 25, 2024
Young people across the country did their national service by staying in the house for the best part of 18 months and giving up their youth to help everyone stay safe, you moronic ghouls.
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
May 25, 2024
Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory national service bbc.in/4bVvGz5
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Oct 7, 2022
BREAKING: UK entry for Eurovision 2023 in Liverpool revealed 👇
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Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Jun 1, 2022
I have been on this Earth for 27 years. I have lived in three countries. I have worked in international politics around politicians. I have never in my life come across a single human being with as little integrity, honesty, dignity, respectability or decency as Gérald Darmanin.
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Aug 16, 2020
People might criticise Bernardo for this, but I just think it's nice to see him taking time away from racially abusing his team-mates and singing about brain injuries.
Bernardo Silva
@BernardoCSilva
Aug 16, 2020
And to all Liverpool fans that have nothing else to do than to come to a Man City player account, I’m also sorry for you but for the wrong reasons...😂 pathetic... go celebrate your titles, or try to find a partner, drink a beer with a friend, read a book...🤦🏻‍♂️ so many options!😅
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Mar 10, 2022
Not sure that there's a man on this Earth who is as relentlessly on the wrong side of history as John Terry.
John Terry
@JohnTerry26
Mar 3, 2022
The Best 💙💙💙 @ChelseaFC
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Jul 7, 2024
Replying to @_Dan_Austin
So many of these hilarious videos of devastated bigoted old farts going around, but as a chaser, have this one of a load of young people really overwhelmed with joy and optimism. Bonsoir à tous 🇫🇷✊
Maxime Dubernet
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Maxime Dubernet
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Oct 18, 2022
Fair play to Eddie Howe, who might have the biggest brass neck in the country. Fine fronting a sportswashing project for an authoritarian state which murders journalists and children in Yemen, but draws the line at shouting at a linesman. Some moral compass, that.
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Jun 1, 2022
Un offre. S'il y a un chaîne français qui me permettra de venir à Paris pour, dans une émission en direct en français, faire une présentation avec des images/photos qui preuve sans aucune doute que Gérald Darmanin et Amélie Oudéa-Castéra mentent et sont dangereux, je le ferai.
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Aug 25, 2025
Big fan of the manager's new blueprint for winning the league: - Build a comfy lead in games - Get bored - Create your own problems for no discernible reason - Throw the lead away and look like losing - Bring a mad lad on to score a hilarious late winner Just carry that on.
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Feb 13, 2023
The inquiry commissioned to investigate the Champions League final fiasco has found UEFA responsible for the carnage. The panel concludes Liverpool fans saved lives and it is "remarkable" that nobody died. A huge win for fans. Please read and share 👇
Inquiry blames UEFA for Champions League final fiasco
From metro.co.uk
Daniel Austin
@_Dan_Austin
Jun 2, 2022
I am on my way to Paris. The voices of Liverpool fans will be heard, truth will triumph over lies, and there will be consequences. Je reviens à Paris. Les voix des supporters de Liverpool seront entendus, la vérité triomphera contre les mensonges, et il y aura des conséquences.