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sara
@_saracannon
carrie bradshaw & quinn ewers apologist
Austin, TX
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Aug 23, 2025
    I think if you only do songs as a group for karaoke you are not pure of heart or brave in spirit
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Jan 12, 2021
    I'd like to teach y'all a Southern phrase that will help you get off a phone/Zoom/Facetime call or you don't want to be on anymore but don't have an excuse to leave. Let me introduce you to the power of "Well, let me let you go"
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Jan 12, 2021
    Replying to @_saracannon
    It works perfectly, almost every single time. It's inoffensive, polite but doesn't leave room for questions, succinct, and not overly personal or revealing about yourself - you don't need to pretend to pee to get off the phone anymore.
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Jan 12, 2021
    Replying to @_saracannon
    Conversation is winding down and you can tell it's time to hang up, but you don't know what to say? "Well, lemme let ya go!"
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Feb 7, 2025
    Replying to @meladoodle and @ali_sivi
    Years ago…asked a Sephora employee once for help finding section where my moisturizer would be. Was directed to location then told “let me know if you need help finding something actually moisturizing” I’ve never been more gagged to this day
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Oct 1, 2025
    Replying to @dchally_
    devin with all due respect if i was shooting my shot with a guy and he said “this rocks” i would walk into traffic
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Jan 28, 2021
    Replying to @korralutherking
    Twitter now just the first and second seasons of tumblr all over again
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Jul 12, 2025
    Some of you have what I would call a “noble savage” view of SEC couples
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    grace 🤝
    @debtbarbie
    Jul 12, 2025
    men are obsessed with believing women don’t want them because they’re not 2% body fat and 6’4” because they refuse to acknowledge it’s actually because they have terrible personalities and hold very unattractive values. + that is a perfectly normal handsome man. online freaks!!!
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Nov 1, 2025
    this doesn’t really matter but arch is the funniest texas quarterback i can remember us having in a while
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    Bob Ballou
    @BobBallouSports
    Nov 1, 2025
    "Maybe the concussion helped..." Arch Manning jokes about his solid day at the helm. He finishes 25-33, 328 yds, 3 TD #HookEm
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Feb 10, 2021
    Replying to @CurranBoP and @becca_oneal
    see this is why we can’t stand y’all
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Oct 28, 2023
    they just STOPPED THE ACTUAL LIVE UT GAME AT DKR TO SHOW THE END OF THE OKLAHOMA GAME LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Dec 29, 2024
    Ok but I’m 30 and I couldn’t cough up any plans this year don’t be so loud 😭😭 I have friends tho promise
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Nov 22, 2020
    Replying to @tedcruz
    Ted the National guard had to go to El Paso to move corpses out of the morgue and you’re trying to be funny. How do you even sleep at night?
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    sara
    @_saracannon
    Oct 5, 2018
    Needs some cleaning up but this is my gift to the world at large for college gameday tomorrow
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