This annoying lady that’s been trying to take me out finally got me to agree to go somewhere with her because there’s a group of ppl going bowling. She picks me up and says she needs to make a quick pit stop. The pit stop in question is dropping into the vet to euthanize her dog.
You ain’t lying. My first job as a dishwasher, i used to try to sit down on a big bucket while peeling potatoes or something (we had to keep busy even when there was nothing to wash) and the owner of the restaurant would “catch me” sitting and kick the bucket out from under me
I work at a factory that presses Adderall. For the past year I've added less and less of the active ingredient just to see how much I could get away with. Turns out QC doesn't even check for it because these batches passed with ZERO. They just check color and density lmfao.
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My life can’t get any worse. I’m here eating the dying pet chocolates as she waits to see her dog put down. I kinda wanted to be bowling by now. And drunk.
I honestly wouldn’t have minded this happening if it were a girl i was into. I miss my ex. I would let her bamboozle me into a pet euthanasia trip any day.
