- today my nephew asked if animals are religious. he’s in catholic school (tragically) and learning about noah’s ark. I told him all cats are muslim
- i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig
- i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults
- english teachers are the backbone of societyAdele was surprised by her English teacher and burst into tears. #AnAudienceWithAdele x.com/ITV/status/146…
- after we disband the police we will be disbanding the ellen degeneres show
- personally i think no supreme court justice deserves even a moments peace of privacy in the comfort of their own home or in public for as long as they live
- trump supporters please be serious. if this was your father you’d put him in a home
