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Ben White
@ape_detective
Can I combine all these software parts to solve a problem? Preferably without doing very much actual work?
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Mar 21, 2025
    Replying to @kangminlee
    Disney shareholders should sue management.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @OnlyBangersEth
    Criticizing her for leaving the baby in the truck for 15 seconds is insane.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Aug 20, 2024
    Replying to @Maarblek
    I keep pointing this out, but women value your hobbies -- and everything else in the world -- based on whether they will gain or lose social status talking to their friends about it. There's nothing else going on.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Oct 16, 2024
    Replying to @GoodReddit
    They did. No one noticed.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Jul 29, 2025
    Replying to @paleonormie
    Your chances of getting sick go from a number that rounds down to zero to a bigger number that also rounds down to zero.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Jul 7, 2024
    Replying to @growing_daniel
    Democrats are always pushing those sorts of conspiracy theories.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Nov 27, 2024
    Replying to @xwanyex and @wanyeburkett
    He says he’s empathetic, then immediately dismisses everyone else’s perspective.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Nov 7, 2024
    Replying to @memeticsisyphus
    If they actually cared about other people, they’d listen and converse and try to understand instead of lecturing and signaling and making demands. They only want you to care about them.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Feb 28, 2025
    Replying to @ThinkingBone
    Where do you live where lunch costs only $9?
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Mar 22, 2025
    Replying to @politicalmath
    They already tried to disbar anyone who worked on the 2020 election. Many were sanctioned or disbarred. It’s done. Rubicon was crossed a long time ago. Pay attention!
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Oct 29, 2024
    Replying to @anammostarac
    I thought James Cameron wanted us to understand that if you have the good skin color, you don’t have to help destitute people. No need to share resources — even resources you’re not using — with desperate outsiders. Heroically send them back to starve instead.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Apr 7, 2024
    Replying to @avidseries and @eyeslasho
    How can an American be a "manager" and not be able to speak English? Even when you’re writing fantasy fiction stories, they need to make sense.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Apr 17, 2024
    Replying to @BenMullin
    Note how none of them have anything to say about NPR's mission or NPR's audience. They think the purpose of NPR is to serve the feelings of staff. You see this all the time.
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    Ben White
    @ape_detective
    Sep 11, 2024
    Replying to @CaseyBHead
    "We've tried bullying them 10 different ways and they still aren't happy."
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