The media: “CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS GETTING WORSE EVERYONE PLS WASH UR HANDS AND QUARANTINE URSELVES DON’T MOVE WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE END“
Millennials on our way to the airport cuz flight prices dropped:
Delta is the absolute best airline omg the pilot got on the speaker and said “okay folks, good or bad news depending on how you look at it, I flew too fast so we’re landing an hour early” 😭 lmao I love it here
Okay NYC here are some terms you need to know to stay woke for sharia law:
1. Inshallah: God willing
2. Alhamdulillah: Thank God
3. Astarfghallah: God forbid
4. Mashallah: God bless
5. Allah huakbar: GOD IS GREAT
