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Mason Home Builder
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Building 100,000 homes per year. | Dartmouth MBA | ex-Goldman | Parody | written by @charliewrich
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ParodyCorp.com
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    Mason Home Builder
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    Jul 14
    Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day
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    Nov 4, 2025
    Just hired this younger guy named Trevor. Showed up to paint one of my units wearing Heelys. He was done by lunch. Now I’m getting my whole crew Heelys as mandatory uniform. Still charging for a full day though…
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    Aug 21, 2025
    We were contracted to remodel 500 Cracker Barrels over the next 5 years and we just wrapped up our first one. What do you guys think of the fresh modern rebrand?!
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    Mason Home Builder
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    Nov 12, 2025
    My site supervisor sends me progress videos each day for quality control. He sent me this video of a $120,000 deck we’re wrapping up and I love his attitude! My guys are always doing the absolute best job they can. You can really tell they take pride in their work!
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    Mason Home Builder
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    Oct 24, 2025
    Guess who owns the bridge building company.
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    City Aesthetics ⛩
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    Oct 24, 2025
    I’m all about building bridges… NYC needs at least 40 more bridges. (For transit, biking and walking only though)
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    Mason Home Builder
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    Nov 11, 2025
    Guess who has the bridge repair contract in Southwest China.
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    Nov 11, 2025
    JUST IN: 🇨🇳 Hongqi bridge collapses in southwest China, months after opening.
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    Mason Home Builder
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    Apr 3, 2025
    We need solid, affordable homes for the middle class and I'm doing my part. I built these new, 1,400 square foot homes in Worthington, Ohio and we're selling them for only $979k. Finally, hard-working middle class Americans can afford a decent home!
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    Aug 29, 2025
    Our new community just hit the market in Zanesville, OH. Each house has 20+ parking spots for boats, RVs, ATVs and all their cousins to stay over during deer hunting season. Houses start at $865k + $15,000/parking spot. Pre-sold 90/100 homes. Only 10 left!
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    Aug 30, 2025
    If you guys were wondering, this is the design software we use for these lots.
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    Aug 29, 2025
    Our new community just hit the market in Zanesville, OH. Each house has 20+ parking spots for boats, RVs, ATVs and all their cousins to stay over during deer hunting season. Houses start at $865k + $15,000/parking spot. Pre-sold 90/100 homes. Only 10 left!
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    Mason Home Builder
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    Nov 6, 2025
    My tenant just texted me this video asking me if it’s normal for his plumbing to short out. I told him to unplug his sink and plug it back in. Never heard back from him but you better believe I will send him a $499 invoice for a service call.
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    Aug 30, 2025
    Replying to @trashpandaemoji
    Guess who owns the tollbooths
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    Jun 2, 2025
    Build walkable communities. This new 140-home development we just completed is walkable to a full-service gas station and liquor store, which is just 3.7 miles away (see the red dot). Our lives don't have to revolve around cars.
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    Aug 22, 2025
    Replying to @mentaldischarge
    Unlimited data with biscuits and gravy
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    Apr 4, 2025
    Construction Tip: The foundation is literally the least important part of the home build. No one will ever see it after you frame the house out, so don't sweat any imperfections!
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