I'm staying on this sinking ship til the bitter end, but if you wanna keep up with me in the beyond, I'm officially setting up shop at brittanyluse.substack.com beginning Friday, December 2nd 💌
cafe by me got a new barista who cannot make drinks or follow any directions from coworkers, but he smiled at each customer the way my husband did to me on our wedding day. every drink got fucked up, but everyone in there today was in love. aura x1000. cant hate the player!
whenever i see overnight oats i think of the time a nutritionist told me the human body is under no circumstances meant to digest uncooked oats and told me I was giving myself IBS by eating them lol
had a dream last night that mary j blige kept breaking into my house (i had a house??) to steal my clothes for her music video and every time i caught her in my closet she'd run away and do her little Mary shuffle on out the window and I'd scream "Ms. J Blige! STOP!!"
I took a vacation day yesterday and ate a very good meal and saw a very sweet movie and walked around outside very slowly for a very long time in the sunshine while wearing a great outfit (that five people stopped me to comment on!) and it really did a lot for my brain.
I'm still stuck on @bonappetit paying Sohla $50,000 salary in New York City, as talented and experienced as she is.
She turned carbonara into a dessert.