> opening the nintendo 64
> 1998
> plug it in
> put goldeneye in for the first time
> kill the dude from the bathroom vents hundreds of times
> hit a triple jump in mario 64
> tears of joy streaming down cheeks
> unbridled joy
> opening the playstation 5
> 2025
> pure dread
>
Bonnie Blue is a succubus. Hundreds of years ago men would invent mythological beasts to describe her. Sirens. Harpies. Lamiae. Rusalki. Bilquis. All names scrawled into folklore by trembling hands to describe the same beast.
Making eye contact with her is like looking directly
Uncanny resemblance to this 1306 painting by Giotto di Bondone "The Arrest of Christ (Kiss of Judas)" as part of his famous Scrotegni chapel fresco in Italy
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the girl at the bar actually agreed to a date with me instead of "lets all get together with friends"
She said "can we go to outback? I love outback?" it was so cute
I'm gonna take her somewhere high end
I'm not racist against Indians because of their skin color.
I'm racist against Indians because they constantly try to rip me off.
When I get an Indian customer, I know I'm about to get extorted with a threat of a bad review. I know the chargeback is inevitable if I don't give
I hate doing business with Indians.
People say this will hurt startups. You know what hurts my startup? Indian customers from Canada.
They call me a dozen times in a row, make an order, call back to demand a discount cheaper than what my best customers pay, doesn't like the
NYT article about hypergamy. They're conclusion? Women caused Donald Trump to happen by doing too well after getting rights and still demanding to marry up.
Some of my favorite bits of this unintentionally based take 🧵
