People in fanfictions are always making pancakes for breakfast and stir fry for dinner.... a quick stovetop skillet meal to keep the sucking n fucking moving right along
People got turned into mushroom headed french kissers with human teeth who can run really fast and feel it when u step on them 100 miles away and someone asks why Murray Bartlett didn't shave his breasts n pussy.... his concern was lying ELSEWHERE!!!!
I love when Gandalf is like ok I don't remember stuff that happened 3000 years ago so let me go drink n smoke weed in the basement of the public library while I catch up on these dusty old pages of ancient history