Pinned
- hypochondriac took me 3 years to make so the fact that it’s coming out in 2 days scares the shit out of me
- today i slapped myself in the face in the walgreens parking lot after being painfully awkward with an employee
- do NOT eat buc-ee’s brisket sandwich while listening to who goes there by bladee at 1pm on the Lord’s Day 🤦♀️ I have been transported to the planet Zykkrem and I have to steal the eggs from the Cybugs nest before I run out of Fuel 😭
