Pinned
- “u get sushi a lot” god forbid a bitch likes it raw
- not arguing w a soft spoken nerd w pretty hands whatever u say handsome
- as my first act of love, i’m going to ragebait you
- did u say happy gf day to that girl u did a spotify blend with
- shoutout to the “yes ma’am” type of guys i want u fr
- stop hitting on me i’m 24 years old i work a 9-5 and i’m in bed by 11pm
- a man drunk texting u is so cute like okay princess what do u want
- let a bitch w big eyes and a slutty waist change ur life
- i only go for nerdy bitchless men so if i’ve ever liked u that’s probably something u wanna think abt
- men who can parallel park w no effort and reverse the car using one hand deserve the sloppiest juiciest wettest most oceanic toe curling head in the world
