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oliver klozoff
@carneasadude1
REPE (Back Office Analyst, LMM, 3rd Tier City) / Recreational Ball Watcher / Public Ivy Graduate / 0.8 Handicap
Gary, IN
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 10, 2025
    Fellas, is spitting game to your optometrist (hot, young) the move? Something about looking into each other’s eyes
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 10, 2025
    Replying to @carneasadude1
    Knight to Rook 4. Checkmate.
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 10, 2025
    Replying to @EllyDeLaBoozer
    I’ll tell the story at the wedding
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 10, 2025
    Replying to @Lurfondler
    Todd - Return missile fired. Awaiting field comms to see if target was hit. A man who won’t disappoint, O. K.
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 10, 2025
    Replying to @bigcheeksz
    Appreciate the candor, Señor Butts. Keeping me accountable
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 4, 2025
    Put Mom in a blender, I think I’ll be having a cold one. Checkmate.
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 9, 2025
    Hard af. Dubya ftw
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    Reese Gorman
    @reesejgorman
    Jan 9, 2025
    The belly tap is remarkable
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    May 12, 2025
    Spoke a little #muni today. Always good to see how the other half lives #TeeItForward
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 10, 2025
    Replying to @kipkame11
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    May 26, 2025
    Back tees. Broken rib. Slap cuts. Still a cleaner card than @SoConLOCKS
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 8, 2025
    Obviously they never went through a consulting interview
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    PGA TOUR
    @PGATOUR
    Jan 7, 2025
    Do the math ... or try at least 🔢😅 TOUR players try to guess how many shots they hit in competition last season.
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Apr 9, 2025
    Chairman Ridley letting the place go. No place for this at ANGC
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    Paige Spiranac
    @PaigeSpiranac
    Apr 8, 2025
    Tuesday at Augusta⛳️
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Dec 29, 2024
    Not an original take (warning) if you stand up immediately when the plane lands while sitting in economy class, it should be immediate public execution.
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    oliver klozoff
    @carneasadude1
    Jan 14, 2025
    Three great moments of human achievement. Anything is possible!
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