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Benedict
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effete scion of civilisation 🏳️‍🌈
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Jul 27, 2025
    they should have separate airports for people who walk quickly and are capable of reading signs
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Oct 28, 2025
    Why does EVERYBODY seem to have thought this as a child
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    ben weller 🪴 ✟
    @flowerpotweller
    Oct 28, 2025
    this is literally what i thought the eurostar did as a child
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Aug 3, 2025
    Just met a guy in rural Austria. Told him I’m from London. Him: “I’d love to go to London. But I don’t want to get stabbed.” Glad to see our good reputation has travelled round the world.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Apr 17, 2025
    In Germany you know which platform your train leaves from months in advance – it’s on the timetable. In Britain Network Rail doesn’t tell you until the train is just about to leave.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Nov 8, 2025
    Just found out that my mother (the tax partner in a firm of London accountants) has just received the first instalment of her winter fuel allowance. Universal Boomer Income.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Apr 2, 2025
    America: rejected because your application lapses into hubris British UCAS personal statement: ‘My passion for geography was first sparked when I went on a scintillating field trip to Durdle Door.’
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    Monica Marks
    @MonicaLMarks
    Apr 1, 2025
    For whatever it’s worth to Zach or other students, I’ve sat on Rhodes Scholarship committees & reviewed many elite apps. This essay: (1) lapsed into hubris by the end of para #1, & (2) didn’t explain *why* Zach wants to learn from other humans, let alone at a particular uni.🧵
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Nov 11, 2025
    In Britain we have an unusual cultural practice. It’s called ‘following the signs’ which is a bit difficult to translate but roughly means ‘looking where you are going and reading things that are posted on walls’.
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    Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
    @Noahpinion
    Nov 11, 2025
    Visiting Paris really makes you realize how much of "Western culture" is just French culture...
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Sep 6, 2025
    > It didn’t chase glass-and-steel “progress.” Brother this is what central Warsaw looks like
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    Culture Explorer
    @CultureExploreX
    Sep 5, 2025
    Replying to @CultureExploreX
    While the rest of Europe is debating statues, Poland is preserving cathedrals, restoring medieval squares, and opening palaces to the public. It didn’t chase glass-and-steel “progress.” It made history visible again.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Mar 20, 2025
    The British Library is so intensely civilised. >walk in >go through some pointless bureaucracy >deal with a ropey IT system >access to EVERYTHING EVER PUBLISHED IN BRITAIN
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Aug 7, 2025
    Sorry but are Americans now using the word ‘transplant’ as a synonym for ‘person who has moved to a city’?
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    SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
    @SubwayTakes
    Aug 6, 2025
    Every transplant should have to volunteer somewhere!! @macyagilliam
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Jun 7, 2025
    Britain in 1997 was a barbarous time. Slavery was a way of life. Censorship was rife. Habeas corpus was unheard of. The tyranny of John Major suspended elections, and locked up and prosecuted people in kangaroo courts for made-up crimes. Oh wait.
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Jun 17, 2025
    Only Britain would build a brand-new railway line, which will ultimately connect two of its most important cities – and not electrify it.
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    Network Rail
    @networkrail
    Jun 17, 2025
    #EastWestRail has been used for commercial freight for the first time. 🙌 Yesterday the service from Didcot arrived at the new infrastructure at Oxford, travelling to Milton Keynes to connect with the West Coast Main Line: 👉 networkrailmediacentre.co.uk/news/footage-r… @networkrailWCML #Freight
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    May 4, 2025
    Could somebody please explain to me why the HS2 Act didn’t just give HS2 planning consent for all the works necessary to build the line?
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    Robert Colvile
    @rcolvile
    May 4, 2025
    This from @mjrobbins on the HS2 access track is utterly maddening, but reflects a key flaw in the planning system - councillors pay absolutely no personal cost for spurious decisions, even when they know they will lose on appeal and cost taxpayers huge amounts in the process
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    Benedict
    @carto_graph
    Feb 2, 2025
    We need to pay more attention to wage compression. It gets discussed on here a bit, but I suspect it’s underpriced as a cause of Britain’s problems.
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    Charlotte Ivers
    @CharlotteIvers
    Feb 2, 2025
    In this week’s Sunday Times, I’ve written about hard work, and why for young people (people younger than me, that is) there’s no incentive to work hard, because hard work simply no longer pays off in terms of jobs, salary, lifestyle. thetimes.com/article/9aaec8…
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