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chud bastard
@chudbastard
regretfully employed and more regretfully a standup comic
Brooklyn, NY
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    Jun 24
    TV Guy #standup
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    Jun 16, 2025
    HAS IT EVER ONCE CLOCKED TO YOU THAT I’M STANDING ON BUSINESS
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    Aug 23, 2025
    Replying to @iAnonPatriot
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    Dec 10, 2024
    My roommate might be the dumbest guy I know
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    Aug 24, 2025
    Replying to @ericadamsfornyc
    Not a single full unassisted rep on both sides
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    Feb 19, 2024
    Replying to @lethalrejection
    No it’s actually crazy that like 90% of the people who say that word just think it means “when white people do something”
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    Jan 13, 2024
    Underage but I be gettin Giddey on the Josh
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    Apr 16, 2025
    Bay Area posting: This is my most CRACKED engineer Ritash. He hasn’t slept in 8 nights and we’ve just raised another 100 million for our Feeld for Businesses startup Brooklyn posting: Ughh another day having to haul these big bisexual naturals on the L train 😖
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    Dec 25, 2024
    Replying to @MattLech
    Calling it “white culture” is so funny
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    May 19, 2025
    just cuz you're a cisgendered guy who exclusively has sex with women doesn't make you any less queer
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    Nov 4, 2025
    Replying to @JackPosobiec
    #VoteZohranForCharlie
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    Aug 7, 2025
    typa shit my dad will text me at 7:16 AM
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    May 18, 2024
    What the hell is goin on on this site
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    Nov 5, 2025
    Replying to @unusual_whales
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