$22 sandwich should be illegal. If I was president all sandwiches would be hard-capped at $9
- your employer should buy your lunch every day at no cost to your income
- Bro just be horny normal styleThe aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman
- Was walking outside with my phone unlocked in my hand and accidentally took this picture of an owlReaders added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThis is a photo by an amateur nature photographer that has been circulating online since at least 2015. metro.co.uk/2015/08/13/ama…
- I am in the top .01% of listening to women
- first thanksgiving cooking alone! anyway, phone is about to die. ttyl!
- The CDC now recommends putting a glass of water on your nightstand before you go to sleep in case you wake up thirsty in the middle of the night
- Women will “no, exactly” each other into a parallel universe
- I’m a situational smoker—If there’s a situation, i’m smoking
