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@congressdj

I work in DC and I know things. FSD will change your life. Fly American Airlines. I know more about epidemiology than you. Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.

Washington, DC

Joined July 2009

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@congressdj
Jun 28
This is how good FSD has gotten. And I’ll admit, I was a little nervous when the light turned green because I thought the car was going to try and go for it. But it didn’t. It waited for the officer’s hand signal, then it proceeded. Incredible that a car intuitively knows this!
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@congressdj
Jun 20, 2025
Tesla drivers help each other out. This Cybertruck was the victim of road rage at a lane merge. I saw it taking place behind me so I did what any friend would do. Let him go ahead. When you’re in the family, you’re in the family.
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@congressdj
Apr 26, 2022
This is one of the most effective takedowns of a fake Twitter personality I have ever seen. This so-called doctor fooled tens of thousands, and ⁦@sarahbeth345⁩ just absolutely dismantles her. This is how pulitzers should be awarded. sarahburwick.substack.com/p/who-is-risa-…
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@congressdj
Jul 4, 2025
Recorded my Mom’s first experience behind the wheel using Tesla’s Full Self Driving (FSD). Her line when we got home, “DJ, that was honestly a life changing experience. It’s like the future is suddenly here. That was soooo cool!” See for yourself… 😂 @Tesla_AI @Tesla
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@congressdj
Sep 6, 2025
“Tesla’s suck because they don’t have CarPlay”. Comments like this affirm to me that people have no idea of what they’re talking about in 99% of shade posts about Tesla. 😂 I used to be that CarPlay guy. I held off buying a Tesla for years because of it. So when I finally
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@congressdj
Nov 8, 2025
After looking for old used ICE cars for my 16 year old, it was brought to my attention by @brandenflasch that as of yesterday used Teslas were available for lease Virginia. So, this happened! $160/mo for my son to drive the safest car on earth. Branden, I owe you dinner! @Tesla
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@congressdj
Nov 14, 2025
It’s here! My son’s $160/mo used Model 3 lease. What an absolute STEAL. 47K miles, and it looks brand new - inside and out (except for my old winter floormats I forced on him, 😝). Tesla was outstanding during the pickup process. Took about 3 minutes. My boy is STOKED! 💥@Tesla
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@congressdj
Mar 26, 2025
Today @Tesla_Optimus made an appearance on Capitol Hill! No, Optimus wasn’t up here testifying on how he’s going to change the world. He was here as part of the Robot Symposium, and stood (and danced) for lawmakers to get to know him. Everyone was very friendly to him AND @Tesla.
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@congressdj
Oct 31, 2025
Wishing You All a Very Happy HW3 Halloween! @Tesla always ensures you bring the holiday A-Game.
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@congressdj
Oct 7, 2025
The new Models 3 and Y Standard will compete directly with these cars: - Honda Accord (EX trim) $36,500 - Toyota Camry (LE Hybrid) $37,200 - Mazda CX-5 (Select trim) $36,800 - Honda CR-V (EX-L) $37,000 - Ford Maverick (XLT Hybrid AWD) $36,900 - Ford Mustang (EcoBoost)
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@congressdj
Sep 30, 2025
It never fails to wow me that none of these people know that my car is driving itself via artificial intelligence.
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@congressdj
Nov 3, 2025
Tesla Self Driving deftly maneuvers around a box-truck that cuts in front of me while I’m at 45mph. Most humans would have slammed the brakes because they can’t check the blind spot fast enough, potentially causing a rear-end crash. Not this car. It’s always alert and watching.
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@congressdj
Apr 23, 2025
Thank you, thank you, thank you, @Tesla and FSD! I had an unexpected eye procedure and wound up with my left eye patched. FSD was essential to get out of the Maryland parking garage and back to Virginia without being able to see on my left and with no depth perception. 👁️❤️FSD!
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@congressdj
Sep 9, 2025
Replying to @Manhattva
Man, all I can think about is that I would do as Emperor Cleon does, in this, one of the most powerful retribution speeches I’ve ever heard, if that were my daughter.
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