ADHD is so dumb, where could I possibly have hidden a family size bag of salt & vinegar chips in my studio apartment
- Replying to @periwinkle333It's even paved, that's just a regular road/driveway. Needs a sinking bridge with two timbers on each side so you have to make sure you line up your wheels right
- Replying to @jeeyonshimGuy who tricked me into feeding him two full bags of Temptations this weekend (genuinely sophisticated scam):
- I think about this one sometimesOk then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
- There was a period where I was sending horse girls hundreds of dollars per week on the Internet and I justified it because I had stopped spending $300 on painkillers and coke every day
- Replying to @peachy_virgo_I thought for sure I would've shoved it under the couch
- Replying to @myfriendcallie and @eggshellfriendI have a can of anchovies, and you can pick one item to take home from the Benadryl fireworks perc drawer
- Did that with milk a few times
- Replying to @Staroxvia and @RaceplayShawtySpeaking of House, my downloaded copy only had one subtitle for a whole episode the other day:
- Replying to @wxfflestompBuying things for brunettes with wavy hair is basically like methadone
- Replying to @RaceplayShawtyPlace technically owes me ~$15k in overtime but there's nothing I could really do about it, went to get pics of my hours and he'd already wiped the account. Pretty much I don't feel good about supporting small business unless it's just one guy
