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matt
@dogfather
head human for @dog_rates and @dog_feelings, currently working on @15outof10 | inquiries: [email protected]
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links.weratedogs.com
Born October 10, 1996
Joined April 2014
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Nov 22, 2017
    My dentist asked how school was and I said “great” because that’s much easier than “oh I actually dropped out because I’ve effectively monetized a twitter account where I numerically objectify dogs”
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Aug 7, 2021
    my first tattoo. i think he approves
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Jan 2, 2020
    i can’t get over this
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Feb 2, 2018
    oh thank god. for a second I thought we had a national gun violence problem. all this 12 year old did was drop her backpack with a semiautomatic handgun in it. happens to the best countries
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    The Trace
    @teamtrace
    Feb 2, 2018
    Police do not believe yesterday's shooting at a Los Angeles middle school was intentional: A 12-year-old girl dropped her backpack, which contained a semiautomatic handgun, and it discharged, wounding 2 students. latimes.com/local/lanow/la…
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Apr 19, 2020
    couldn’t stop thinking about these penguins enjoying the Melbourne skyline together so i found the original photographer and apparently they’re BOTH WIDOWED i can’t handle it
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    matt
    @dogfather
    May 29, 2019
    sorry i forgot to text you back i also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better
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    matt
    @dogfather
    May 18, 2020
    it actually fucking sucks that people are interpreting covid data as “we overreacted” instead of “the things science told us to do have worked so far”
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Jun 30, 2023
    teaching my community managers to be meaner
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Oct 8, 2023
    today i opened this app to learn more about breaking news and it was impossible. for the first time in like 8 years, google was more effective than twitter at telling me what was happening
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Dec 12, 2017
    I’d like to personally congratulate each and every individual involved
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Dec 17, 2017
    If you start watching Shrek on December 31st at 11:48.48, Donkey saying “i’m makin waffles” will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight. Which is a great way to end and start the year. 🐴
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Feb 22, 2018
    wow please read. i love this so much
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Feb 10, 2025
    i think an overlooked additional piece of joy from this game is that we haven’t had to see Harrison Butker’s dumb ass one time
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    matt
    @dogfather
    Aug 2, 2020
    this is the most chaotically graceful fall i’ve ever seen
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    WeRateDogs
    @dog_rates
    Aug 2, 2020
    This is Piper. She was having a lovely day playing in the pool until it all went horribly, horribly wrong. Still 13/10
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