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Dylan Park-Pettiford
@dyllyp
Writer. Director. Habitual Line-Stepper. TV: Bosch. All Rise. 68 Whiskey. Books: Roadside. Occasional Magic. Marvel Comics. Reps: CAA, Rain, Janklow+Nesbitt
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Oct 3, 2018
    I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Jun 22, 2020
    Elijah’s last words were: “I’m an introvert. I’m just different that’s all. I’m so sorry. I don’t have a gun. I don’t do that stuff...All I was trying to do was become better. I’ll do it...You all are phenomenal. You are beautiful. And I love you. Try to forgive me. I’m sorry.”
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    Jun 19, 2020
    This was Elijah McClain. He wore masks due to his anemia and Colorado weather. Someone called 911 on him and the police held him down, beat him, and injected him with ketamine. He went into cardiac arrest and died. Elijah liked to play his violin for stray cats to calm them.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Aug 30, 2025
    Even if he’s not dead, he’s gonna see everyone celebrating his death, and that should raise his blood pressure enough to finish the job. We can’t lose.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Aug 18, 2025
    Armed Nazis should be dead Nazis. Change my mind.
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    Molly Ploofkins
    @Mollyploofkins
    Aug 17, 2025
    Armed neo-Nazis chanting 'white power' march through Indianapolis.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Mar 14, 2020
    Two types of people in this world
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Aug 8, 2024
    So this is what we’re doing? We’re blaming dead Americans on Tim Walz now? Gimme a fucking break. Ma’am, no offense, but your kid came home in a box because George W. and his buddies wanted to make some cash by starting an illegal war, not because a high school teacher didn’t go.
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    Daily Mail
    @DailyMail
    Aug 8, 2024
    My son was killed in Iraq after Tim Walz 'abandoned' his military unit trib.al/AlpHWrv
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    Walz filed to run for Congress 5 months before his unit even received notice of a deployment & was fully retired 2 months before. Walz did not "abandon" his unit, as the subject claims, nor was he ever "expected to lead them into combat," as the author claims. fox9.com/news/timeline-… taskandpurpose.com/news/swift-boa… startribune.com/fact-check-wal…
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Aug 15, 2019
    I just watched at least 50 cops in Philadelphia struggle to stop a single active shooter on the news just now. Can we stop this “good guys with a gun” bullshit now? It’s a myth.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Apr 2, 2023
    Why weren’t you calling Caitlin Clark a “classless piece of shit” for doing the same thing? You don’t have to answer. We know why.
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    Dave Portnoy
    Barstool Sports
    @stoolpresidente
    Apr 2, 2023
    Classless piece of shit
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Sep 15, 2022
    I need the person who made this to come forward
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Aug 26, 2017
    Guy yells "hey nigger!", fires a gun into a crowd, cops standing right there don't do a damn thing. That, my friends, is white privilege.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Mar 30, 2020
    Ma’am.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Feb 27, 2022
    This website is incredible.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Aug 30, 2025
    When it happens, I want a notification on my phone like one of those Amber Alerts.
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    Dylan Park-Pettiford
    @dyllyp
    Oct 19, 2019
    A video just surfaced of former Oregon WR Keanon Lowe taking a rifle from a gunman and preventing a school shooting. But it doesn’t happen the way most would expect. “I told him I care about him, that people care about him.”
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