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Emily Murnane
@emily_murnane
writer & director & producer & editor | often crying on public transit
Los Angeles, CA
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Born December 24
Joined September 2013
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    Emily Murnane
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    Oct 19, 2018
    Every work email I send: Hey! Sorry to bug you! Was just wondering (If it’s not too much trouble) Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do? Totally fine if not! Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :) Sorry to bother you! Sorry I exist! So sorry! Just let me know! Emily
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    Emily Murnane
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    Oct 16, 2020
    Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??
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    Emily Murnane
    @emily_murnane
    Feb 22, 2024
    I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES
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    Emily Murnane
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    Apr 1, 2020
    Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law
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    Emily Murnane
    @emily_murnane
    Dec 3, 2022
    LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged
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    Emily Murnane
    @emily_murnane
    Dec 18, 2022
    Oh they’ve just given up now
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    Emily Murnane
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    May 1, 2022
    Imagine being dragged this hard 2000 years after you were dead—devastating
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    Emily Murnane
    @emily_murnane
    May 20, 2022
    Ahhh the two genders: sex pest and body dysmorphia 😌
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    Emily Murnane
    @emily_murnane
    Oct 3, 2024
    How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things
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    Emily Murnane
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    Apr 18, 2021
    I can’t stop thinking about this caption
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    Emily Murnane
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    Aug 11, 2022
    My favorite Facebook genre is parents posting unhinged nanny requirements
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    Emily Murnane
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    Jul 17, 2022
    Just remembered how Kylie Jenner uses her private jet to make 3 minute flights
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    Emily Murnane
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    Nov 22, 2022
    He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.
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    Emily Murnane
    @emily_murnane
    Jun 16, 2023
    He broke up with me, I got my bedroom back lol
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