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No longer on Twitter. bsky.app/profile/beesbu… plush.city/@fluffy beesbuzz.biz
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    @fluffy
    Aug 3, 2025
    I continue to have left Twitter for less-bad places. Bsky: bsky.app/profile/beesbu… Mastodon: plush.city/@fluffy Other stuff: beesbuzz.biz No, you still can’t have this username
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    Apr 13, 2017
    The two genders: mermaid, and eaten by a shark.
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    @fluffy
    Mar 2, 2022
    Replying to @Bandcamp
    Whatever happened to just like. Having a good, sustainably profitable business.
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    @fluffy
    Dec 2, 2018
    "I hope all is well" is an interesting way to start a message like this.
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    @fluffy
    Feb 2, 2020
    Happy international palindrome day! It is: - 02/02/2020 (US) - 02/02/2020 (EU) - 2020/02/02 (ISO) I thought of making a comic for it but I couldn’t come up with suitable dialog. Oh well.
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    @fluffy
    Jan 10, 2017
    Replying to @NRA_TacoBowl_MS and @MatthewACherry
    The dems aren't the ones who called it ObamaCare.
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    @fluffy
    Apr 16, 2020
    Replying to @reesewaters
    Whoever it was, they were being quite shellfish.
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    @fluffy
    Jun 28, 2021
    Replying to @itssamanthaaaa_
    My “favorite” one was calling a medical provider and getting called “sir” constantly and wondering “can’t he see my records?” and then at the end of the call he said “by the way your records say female, you should let them know so they can fix that”
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    @fluffy
    Jan 4, 2018
    Replying to @matt_slotnick and @nicoleperlroth
    A programmer tried solving a performance problem with threads; now two they problems. have
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    @fluffy
    Oct 12, 2019
    Replying to @_RKGKNK_ and @antumbral
    then there's that classic Mario Batali cinnamon roll one, the preamble of which was an apology for sexual harassment everywhereist.com/i-made-the-piz…
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    @fluffy
    Dec 2, 2018
    Replying to @Hellchick and @CaseyExplosion
    And I bet Barbie Horse Adventures was developed without making the devs do “optional” 100-hour crunch weeks. Support ethical gaming!
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    Dec 27, 2019
    That second one is especially egregious because that center “armrest” doesn’t even make a good armrest
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    @fluffy
    Mar 26, 2022
    Replying to @Rightsof_Man and @TOttomatic
    It’s possible to feel compassion for people who need to work while also feeling disdain for people who voluntarily go to social events and specifically engage in contagion-spreading behavior while knowing they’re contagious.
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    @fluffy
    Feb 2, 2022
    Replying to @Talen_Lee
    How did it even happen that this phrase is so ridiculously meaningful
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