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Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
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Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
@fordoglunk
hi im gordω flunk!! i love tweeting and making friends and to having fun!!! ^___^
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Nov 22, 2021
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Jul 18, 2025
    Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Oct 11, 2022
    Replying to @Duderichy and @seconds_0
    I hate Europeans so much its unreal
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Jul 11, 2025
    Today I walked 750 steps to work and back and had 6 chick fil a chicken sandwiches for dinner
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    “paula”
    @paularambles
    Jul 11, 2025
    today i milled 15k steps around mill valley and had mapo tofu for lunch
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Dec 19, 2024
    Replying to @ipsumkyle
    gfs??
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Jun 8, 2025
    Replying to @coldhealing
    Last year I went on a date with a nice young woman who was an economist for Walmart. We talked for several hours in a coffee shop. She was the most interesting person I spoke to all year. I dont think she liked me at all
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Oct 21, 2025
    Most people live by absolutely insane cleanliness heuristics than do not track disease at all
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    gfodor.id
    @gfodor
    Oct 20, 2025
    if you've ever lived in NY you will have a visceral reaction to seeing a man put food he intends to eat on a subway car seat
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Sep 16, 2025
    The fact that multiple people at work have commented in the length of the vacation that I am taking seems bad
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    May 28, 2025
    Replying to @ByungChulHarden
    If my boy went nonbinary Im cracking
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Aug 10, 2025
    Replying to @coldhealing
    Computer science
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Mar 16, 2025
    Replying to @coldhealing
    It's crazy to hate on food dye and seed oils and still be fat
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Jul 2, 2025
    I do wish date-my-friend posts would advertise their lesser friends, sometimes. I'm not a good man and I dont want to date your flawless overachieving well-adjust friends. Bring me your weird nerd chudettes
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    Chairman Birb Bernanke
    @Bonecondor
    Jul 2, 2025
    I have so many gorgeous, smart, talented, just straight up rockstar female friends that are looking for a boyfriend. I have next to zero guy friends I would consider setting them up with. Where are all of the eligible bachelors??? Show yourselves!!!
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Jan 12, 2025
    Replying to @pli_cachete
    You aren't a schizoid. You know nothing about my culture
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    Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️
    @fordoglunk
    Oct 13, 2025
    Replying to @VyceVictus
    Bro you look like you bench 600 Jesus fuck
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