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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    May 30, 2025
    Replying to @Awk20000 @bbnomula and 5 others
    bbno-integrity
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 20, 2025
    Replying to @Awk20000 @Twitch and 6 others
    let’s give him a break, he’s the only person rn ACTUALLY saving palestine, who tf else is going to coachella to go on stage for 30 seconds? how about not even preparing a speech at a rally? what about turning down countless offers to go to gaza? that’s right, hasan did all that
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    May 11, 2025
    empanada gotta be schizo or someshit
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Jun 8, 2025
    Replying to @dash_eats
    reminder; hasan is a white-saviour, nepo-baby, genocide profiting grifter - he’s never been “broke” nor worked an actual job, rutgers degree paid for by his 7b+ hedge fund dad that is also a right-winged, ethnic cleansing party founder; handed a job at YT w/ his dog fucker uncle
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 24, 2025
    Replying to @JJsoundsfunny
    no one is burning the company, just the cars working class people paid for you’re literally only hurting other working class people, great job!
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 17, 2025
    Replying to @NormeNorme @redactdev and @hasanthehun
    can you read?
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 21, 2025
    Replying to @gxhnjigoblin
    > my fans aren’t terrorists > fans send human skulls to ethan in b4 “no it’s destiny/asmon’s fault”
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 17, 2025
    Replying to @Paracaue_ and @WispSwift
    > metal gear, notorious for exploring misinformation and political deceit > uses gif to laugh at idubbbz participating in said misinformation and deceit > “media literacy”
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 22, 2025
    Replying to @SlugShaman
    victim blaming doesn’t look good on you
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    May 9, 2025
    Replying to @usurpthachef
    some people don’t have the privilege of wealth or US citizenship to draft dodge it’s a genuine issue is conscript countries but hila is the only exception because unemployed hasan fans need something to cry about
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 17, 2025
    Replying to @HarleyPlays
    epic goon time
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 28, 2025
    Replying to @Awk20000 @Twitch and 7 others
    isn’t he signed to some crazy agency that manages speed, kai, poki, etc?
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 17, 2025
    Replying to @HarleyPlays
    denims? you mean the chick who encouraged CPS calls to ethan’s house because “children don’t remember”?
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    jason funderberker
    @helplesshumans
    Apr 24, 2025
    Replying to @patrick__eff
    ethan waited for hasan for hours, until he finally came into stream to ask to debate when the stream was almost over already you forget ethan has staff, that have lives outside of work - they can’t stay overtime all because hasan needed prep time
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