hey do you want to start a business together? i have no work ethic and i might kill myself. anyway let me know
- can i become a lawyer at 28? i’m not willing to work hard or go to school
- i’ve vaped in places you couldn’t even imagine
- men will meet a beautiful woman willing to do anything for him and immediately start thinking up unique ways to break her spirit
- dogs kinda fell off. owning a dog is in its flop era
- thinking about maybe drinking 3 vodka sodas and texting everyone really confusing stuff
- before i go out tonight does anyone want to tell me i don’t have to live like this and then marry me
- Replying to @imdrinkingwinesure it’s not my best work but i’m ALWAYS tasteful
- if i get a boyfriend i’m going to cheat a lot and treat him poorly
- you can just ask men to bring you things from the store and they’ll do it. one of their best qualities
- how has this lived on for almost a decade. when will it end
- boundaries are for women. any man with a “boundary” is a fαggot
