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    @janhopi
    Feb 22
    medium.com/@janhop/who-da… A new semi-personal piece from me about public and private selves, surveillance capitalism, and exposing yourself at a lido.
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    @janhopi
    Mar 8, 2024
    I can think of at least seven
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    @janhopi
    Dec 14, 2023
    we gotta replace that aryan proud boy "Yes." guy with this one, it's time for a change
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    @janhopi
    Aug 2, 2024
    not the point but I am amused to imagine Michael Phelps reading a series of posts saying "look at Phelps, a disgusting freak with his monstrous wingspan, nobody has a problem with him and he's barely human" and being like, what did I do?
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    Caroline
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    Aug 1, 2024
    Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the
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    @janhopi
    Oct 27, 2024
    the VAR guy has FPL open ffs
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    ESPN journalist, Dale Johnson, known for great knowledge of refereeing and their processes, provided insight into the fact this is actually the Premier League Match Manager app, not the Fantasy Premier League app. There will be people genuinely misled by this tweet. twitter.com/DaleJohnsonESP…
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    Jan
    @janhopi
    Dec 21, 2023
    unable to stop my brain saying this every time it's wimdy
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    @janhopi
    Jul 11, 2024
    "So how was the Louvre?" "It was shit, it was just hundreds and hundreds of low res videos of footballers."
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    Joe Gilmore
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    Jul 11, 2024
    Hang it in the Louvre.
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    Jan
    @janhopi
    Sep 7, 2021
    Gone at his picture of cheetahs crossing a river. Hating every second of it.
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    @janhopi
    Jul 29, 2022
    wow congrats man, you completely fucking ruined it!
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    @janhopi
    Oct 28, 2024
    2.8k retweets for a different shirt, different pair of trousers and he couldn't even be arsed to take his glasses off. submitting a complaint to Mr Musk to have these redistributed to the more deserving posters.
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    Jeff Topolski
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    Oct 27, 2024
    What do you mean you’re the Andrew Garfield episode of Chicken Shop Date…
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    Jan
    @janhopi
    Dec 8, 2023
    sometimes worry that the Great British Weirdo is a dying breed, good to know that there's still some young talent coming through the pipeline. just need to give them the first team opportunities.
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    Dec 8, 2023
    The teenager who lives like it's the 1940s bbc.in/3RyCxqQ
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    Jan
    @janhopi
    Feb 10, 2025
    AfD are polling at 22%
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    Feb 8, 2025
    Hitler seeing that his biggest fans in 2025 are a bipolar black rapper and a gay Mexican virgin.
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    @janhopi
    Feb 28, 2024
    feel like I saw a lot of mockery of this. but just to be clear this is bad and another part of our lives getting smaller, meaner and more lonely because there isn't any profit left to be squeezed from it once the landlords have had their cut.
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    Feb 26, 2024
    Nightlife experts warn we're losing one club every two days at the moment - and if we stay on this trajectory, we will have none left by 2030 Read more 🔗 trib.al/XlDxro6
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    @janhopi
    Mar 19, 2025
    Met a tedious man in a pub who said one interesting thing all night: he only drinks powdered milk because he got tired of everyone at home and at work taking his milk. I asked if he liked it and he said "No mate, it's fucking disgusting". A troubled soul.
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