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Jack
@jmcgrubs
Banana salesman/child.
Haringey, London
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @october4th and @bencsmoke
    You know what? Fair enough.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 16, 2024
    Replying to @jmcgrubs @october4th and @bencsmoke
    I had muted this, because there’s something unsettling about the interaction, which was pretty raw and in the moment, but you’re right, when the first person to bring that up posted it, it really was fair enough and over. Glad people have had fun quote tweeting the above, though.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @bencsmoke
    Can you point to an example of a political assassination making the world a better place, ever?
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 6, 2024
    Replying to @robinallender
    Older sister’s mate who turns up to your house party and nicks all your parents’ booze
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 26, 2024
    Replying to @nocontextfm1
    Fans on that laptop will be louder than the engines.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jun 14, 2024
    Replying to @Viathanlol and @mattmatt080
    We’re talking about people that buy 9 different copies of the same album, never open them and tell themselves they’re a part of a movement, which is to make a billionaire even richer than they already are.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Apr 26, 2023
    Sanction/disqualify/prosecute venue operator? Absolutely. Adapt/modernise/improve venue? Absolutely. Allow the many predatory, opportunistic developers in the area to repurpose into jazzy flats? No, not at all.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 4, 2024
    @British_Airways I have a colleague at Brandenburg Airport and you’ve lost £5k of products while she travelled with them from LHR to BER. There’s nobody on the ground to help and no number available to call. What should she be doing now?
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Feb 23, 2024
    Replying to @paulweeedon
    Had to share this with my colleagues last week to explain what I think High Art is.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 20, 2023
    Replying to @postoctobrist and @AliceAvizandum
    I like it when someone uses “To Whom It May Concern” because it implies to me that they’re not fucking around. I know it’s meant to be catch-all, but like “To Some Fucking Person, Whose Existence I Do Not Care To Speculate On” hits hard.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Feb 20, 2024
    Honestly, the lack of talent, imagination and culture among the vampiric/parasitic types rife in the economy is a worrying symptom for said economy.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Aug 31, 2024
    Replying to @ChampsDeadwood
    You’re a fucking tragic figure, pal, it’s a sad existence you’ve got.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 9, 2024
    Replying to @NicholasGuyatt
    The thing about Wes Streeting is that nowhere in his background has he ever come close to demonstrating some aptitude for his current brief. Except when we was a public sector consultant at PwC, which really tells you everything he’ll end up doing.
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    Jack
    @jmcgrubs
    Jul 14, 2024
    Replying to @bencsmoke
    Mussolini was deposed and summarily executed, I’d argue within the collective consciousness, we view assassinations (as this was an attempt) as more sudden/secret than that. I also think you know that and your attempt at the oblique with the above image shows it.
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