>go to doctor
>routine physical
>doctor listens to heart and touches neck
>tells me to come back in a year
>$60 copay
>insurance billed $48,000
>nobody bats an eye
how is this not the largest scam in the history of society?
my scheme has worked flawlessly. she’s mine. 2 months of attending the same coffee shop. i walk in each weekday in sweatpants and a sweatshirt. hair unkempt. beard unkempt. i order a coffee from the gorgeous black haired barista. i am friendly and conversational, but only for a
once per month i allow myself to enter into an alternate personality i refer to as “the monkey” in which i give in to all of my ape brain desires without personal judgment or fear of consequence. often this ends with me going to mcdonalds and eating a 20 piece nugget and 2 big
her: what are you thinking about
me thinking about how during the las vegas shooting stephen paddock alone supposedly discharged over 3000 rounds of ammunition in just ten minutes using an alleged 27 AR-15s with bump stocks which would have required him to drop and replace each
heyy i’m chau & i’m excited to be joining @instinct_inc as chief of staff!
still in high school and just relocated to sf
looking for more friends in the tech / startup scene!
in my teenage years when i was a loser in high school i decided to go to a summer camp on the other side of the country where i didn’t know anyone for the sole purpose of kissing a girl for the first time. this was my bangkok.
it was a last ditch effort, a desperate reach into
there are millions of people whose life experience has been getting legal preferential treatment in every aspect of their existence while having their entire way of living funded by american citizens and their core belief is that america is evil and they are treated unfairly
