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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Jan 29, 2021
    So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Jan 28, 2021
    This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!! We've learned nothing from 2008. Love StewBeef
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Jan 29, 2021
    Thanks for the warm welcome! I promise to only use this app in a sporadic and ineffective manner.
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Jul 29, 2022
    A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact
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    The Problem With Jon Stewart
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    The Problem With Jon Stewart
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    May 3, 2022
    Sooo…it appears the Supreme Court believes their opinions have a fundamental right to privacy…
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Mar 11, 2021
    I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Aug 5, 2022
    Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Feb 13, 2021
    “The President was guilty of everything he was accused of...which is why I voted to acquit”
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    May 5, 2021
    Trending??...I didn’t realize I was still alive!!
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Jan 4, 2023
    This is the best season of cspan…ever.
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Feb 29, 2024
    umm...note to CNN...a "chaotic incident" is college kids storming a basketball court, not a massacre at a food line...
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Jan 10, 2022
    Bob Saget… Just the funniest and nicest…
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Jul 31, 2022
    Funny. @SenToomey never called for spending caps on the war…only on the health care for veterans sickened by said wars. Interesting priorities. #PassthePactact
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    Jon Stewart
    @jonstewart
    Feb 9, 2021
    I can’t believe they assigned Trump such a shitty Public Defender.
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