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tHE.lAST🔝
@jusLikeMike911
No seriously don't DM me ♍
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Mar 26, 2019
    6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?" Me: "I'm gay." Nephew: "What that mean?" Me: "I like men not women." Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?" Me:
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Jan 12, 2021
    Every black person in America:
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    REVOLT
    @revolttv
    Jan 12, 2021
    Several pro-Trump rioters have been identified as off-duty cops from across the country. revolt.tv/news/2021/1/12…
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Mar 4, 2025
    Homophobia, cause why do you care?
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    @illygrene
    Mar 3, 2025
    What's the one thing you cannot wrap your head around?
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Jan 27, 2020
    Me: *gets hit by a car* Me: *opens twitter* "Y'all....."
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    colby
    @colbydroscher
    Jan 26, 2020
    Replying to @colbydroscher
    The woman is awake and on her phone.
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Nov 4, 2024
    Something about jumping on a plane in the air just makes me nervous lol
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    Everything Georgia
    @GAFollowers
    Nov 3, 2024
    THE ATLANTA FALCONS ARE 6-3
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    Not Bijan
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    Not Bijan
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Jan 2, 2023
    "Cows kill more people every year than sharks"
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Dec 17, 2019
    You mean fractured my wrist?
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    OLONI BABY 🍒
    @Oloni
    Dec 16, 2019
    What would you do if Jay-z snatched your phone from your hand?
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Oct 6, 2025
    Damn they are really committed to those hairstyles
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    𝑀𝚛𝚜. 𝒮𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜 🐉🍉
    @sweetfacedinero
    Oct 5, 2025
    Outlasting everyone… never married
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Sep 27, 2022
    GYMFAOMMFRRTFN!!!
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Dec 25, 2022
    Prancer and Vixen after calling Rudolph a f*ggot
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Jan 22, 2025
    Her goofy ass do not need to play Storm
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Mar 24, 2019
    Watching "Us" with a bunch of black people was such an experience. Lupita yelled at her husband "You're not making the decisions anymore!" And some black girl screamed "PERIOD!" And the whole theater busted out laughing 😂
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Aug 18, 2025
    So many people made this about his sexuality as opposed to him just being a nasty individual
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    @jusLikeMike911
    Jul 22, 2018
    Couple in public: "Excuse me, can you take this picture of us?" Me, a supporter of love:
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