People are like "ugh I'm leaving Twitter" but I just saw a viral thread where someone argued it's classist to know how to boil an egg. You can't put a price on this, you'll have to drag me out
A good thing to remember whenever there's a discussion of reading habits is that the book publishing industry is keenly aware from sales that men don't actually read
I’ve never been able to do yoga because any move that puts weight on my wrist is incredibly painful. Then, yesterday I was served this Reel and…. it fixed it???? I’m literally cured… by Instagram????
I’ve been kicked off a lot of platforms: Friendster, MySpace (a few times), FourSquare, Tinder, and been suspended here at least twice in the past. But it still brings me a smile to have completely destroyed the entire Spaces functionality
Regional accents are close to extinction within this generation, when we find a young specimen in the wild it's like spotting a bald eagle in central park
A neighbor in NE Philly describes what it was like to wake up to the confusion just outside his door after a portion of I-95 collapsed just a few blocks from him.
I just remembered I once made an account on Twitter I claimed was a "crush bot" and if you DMd it your crush, and that person also did, it would tell both of you. But it wasn't a bot, it was just me reading the DMs.
Having read thru the full Houthi PC small group logs, I've come to the sad realization that I'm the JD Vance of my group chats: overly emotional, slightly unprofessional, confused by what everyone is saying bc I won't scroll up, continually derails plans with late objections
My strong opinion is that you're allowed to text a group chat any time of day/night; it's their personal responsibility to put their phones on silent at 2am
It seems every high school had some weird/bad incident of an inappropriate teacher (sometimes criminally so). Or something “off” - a teacher married a former student etc…. This is so pervasive it’s a TikTok meme:
